Your Facebook Stalker (Baby, Please!)
Lyrics by A. Handisurya


I'm logging in, trying to see
if there's new notification today
(lots, but none from you)

Where the hell have you been?
Are you cruising to that tropical island again?
Like what I saw on those "Photos of" you
I'm about to have a breakdown here

So, please, please, please
update your status now
tag more of your picture
Babe, please, please, please
cause I can't help myself now
I'm just your Facebook stalker

There's nothing new on your wall
Not even a single quiz result
(or any recent activities!)

What are you up to now?
Are you moving to another site again?
Like the one with those birds and whale
I'm about to have a breakdown here

Oh, please, please, please
update your status now
tag more of your picture
Babe, please, please, please
cause I can't help myself now
I'm just your Facebook stalker

I know this is just unreal
but the truth is
I won't even stand a chance
to be with you, you're just too
good to be true
So that's why I'm begging you

Oh, please, please, please
update your status now
tag more of your picture
Babe, please, please, please
cause I can't help myself now
I'm just your Facebook stalker

So, please, please, please
update your status now
tag more of your picture
Babe, please, please, please
cause I can't help myself now
I'm just your Facebook stalker

(Cause that's the only way for me to know you)


31/07/09
in front of my computer
stalking? just guess


"Your Facebook Stalker (Baby Please)" is the latest (almost-possibly) hit song for this year! If only it had a melody. :p Berharap ada orang kurang kerjaan yang mau membuatkan melodi untuk lirik ini. Hahaha.

Anyway, just admit that the song is somehow related to you. We are all just a bunch of psycho stalkers, aren't we? *winks*